The Snookerbacker Blog

September 13, 2011

Stuart Bingham

Filed under: — snookerbacker @ 9:14 am

Name: Stuart Bingham

Nickname: Handsome

Walk on Music: The Beautiful Ones – Suede

Likes: Australia, Neighbours, Maggie the Dog, Beating Mark Allen.

Dislikes: Annoying Irishmen with less bottle than him.

Now our Bingo is a bit of a late developer. For years now he’s been toiling away at all the venues under the sun, playing so much snooker his hands would bleed and have to be bandaged and bathed daily by his mum, and what did he have to show for it? Bugger all, that’s what. He didn’t even have his looks to fall back on as one of his fellow players even dismissed those in the public domain putting an end to his dream of being a male model. Poor old Bingo, he was stuck in the gutter without a penny to his name. But then one day he travelled to a land far far away, full of golden sunshine and people that say words like ‘cobba’ and ‘dunny’ on a daily basis and he suddenly felt right at home. Gone were the nerves and they were replaced with an inner strength derived from a chance meeting with a scruffy, cheeky, little scamp in the street, barking away, no, not Mark Allen, but Maggie the Dog. Maggie gave Stuart all the confidence he needed and had been lacking for years and he scored a famous victory. Since then our Bingo has gone from strength to strength and straight after the victory flew back and within weeks had a little baby Bingo, after a record breaking two week pregnancy inspired again by the lovely Maggie. Whatever you think of Bingo in the looks department this proved conclusively that he’s all man.

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@snookerbacker: Certamente, signore. Just askin’.

Comment by Fizzy Geisha — November 2, 2011 @ 1:23 pm Reply
Patience – Rome, or indeed Scotland, was not built in a day.

Comment by snookerbacker — November 2, 2011 @ 12:46 pm Reply
SB, where on GoogleEarth is El Hendry? OK, OK, not much of a player these days … his currently sad little life in Scotland is still worth a merry little requiem, tho.

Comment by Fizzy Geisha — November 2, 2011 @ 12:08 pm Reply
Yeah … that manly mane gives me the goosebumps all over. Lights my fire, tbh. A proper Jim Morrisonesque look, dontcha think?

Comment by Fizzy Geisha — November 1, 2011 @ 7:55 pm Reply